(Lack of) Style over Substance - MNKY HSE London - Reserveringen te koop
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🤢 2/5 - (Lack of) Style over Substance
By 👻 @mattm1970, 10/03/2022 3:00 am
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To be honest I wasn’t sure I actually wanted to go here in the first place . A friend had arranged to meet up and had been recommended Mnky Hse. Having looked at the pictures online I decided to wait in the pub round the corner, rather than sit in what looked like (and turned out to be) a really unwelcoming bar full of Bridge and Tunnel Only Way is Essex wannabies (That’s the issue of going out in London at the weekend – full of “outsiders”) Once at our table , having refused to sit in the one by the kitchen workstation we encountered our first challenge of the evening : reading the menu. The venue is so dark that everybody had their phones out (including the staff) to use the flashlight to attempt to see what was actually on offer. We had the usually blah blah blah about sharing and courses arriving “At the whim of the chef/kitchen” Always tried to avoid the sort of twatish places that do this – it’s lazy and makes the waiting staff sound imbecilic – they then doubled down on the other classic “I could put together a few courses/ selections if you like” Sure……are you paying for it as well ? Do I look like a toddler who has his food chosen by a parent ? Have you seen the prices on the menu ? Seriously have you seen them ? No ? Then get your torch out First challenge was drinks Do you want water ? Yea tap please – look of utter disdain and contempt We’ll have a bottle of still please Waiter arrives with two and promptly opens both (kerching) Wine list sir? Excuse me – can I check the currency on these wines ? This can’t be GBP – as this wine is £25 in the shops …………..so why is it £200+ here? Starters Gents – randomly arrive OK- I’m not sharing – so where’s mine? The chef just sends them out as per when sir Crispy squid finally arrives , and to be fair it’s relay good – but it should be for £26 (+ service) Main’s Gents? Sure , how many lamb cutlets do I get for £55 (Plus service) ? Three sir Three ? Yes three Just three ………………….for £55 !! Yes Christ ! Lamb ordered medium – arrive raw Wagu streak – ordered medium – arrived raw Poussin (Pigmy Chicken} – ordered “cooked” – arrived raw ! Going to MNKY HSE just confirmed why, as a Londoner, I’ve avoided this type of nonsense for years Somebody needs to tell the owners that all the Russian gangsters have had their credit cards turned off – although judging by the number of Albanians there it loos like there’s new money in town Other than the amazing (yes I’ll give them that) fried squid, the meal was awful – and the final bill could’ve paid for a desperate family of four to cross the English Chanel in a blow up paddling pool (which is where I assume most of those frequenting MNKY HSE made their money in the first place) If you still decide to go - bring a torch
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